On the first day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
On the second day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: two Tristan Peters Gold Gloves, and a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
On the third day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: three Soroka bullpens, two Tristan Peters Gold Gloves, and a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
On the fourth day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: four sabermetrics nerds, three Soroka bullpens, two Tristan Peters Gold Gloves, and a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
On the fifth day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: FIVE WCBL CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS!
… four sabermetrics nerds, three Soroka bullpens, two Tristan Peters Gold Gloves, and a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
On the sixth day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: six quails a-dying … FIVE WCBL CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS … four sabermetrics nerds, three Soroka bullpens, two Tristan Peters Gold Gloves, and a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
On the seventh day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: seven-inning stretching, six quails a-dying … FIVE WCBL CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS … four sabermetrics nerds, three Soroka bullpens, two Tristan Peters Gold Gloves, and a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
On the eighth day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: eight fields for dreaming, seven-inning stretching, six quails a-dying … FIVE WCBL CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS … four sabermetrics nerds, three Soroka bullpens, two Tristan Peters Gold Gloves, and a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
On the ninth day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: nine Tugboat innings, eight fields for dreaming, seven-inning stretching, six quails a-dying … FIVE WCBL CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS … four sabermetrics nerds, three Soroka bullpens, two Tristan Peters Gold Gloves, and a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
On the tenth day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: ten outfielders leaping, nine Tugboat innings, eight fields for dreaming, seven-inning stretching, six quails a-dying … FIVE WCBL CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS … four sabermetrics nerds, three Soroka bullpens, two Tristan Peters Gold Gloves, and a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
On the eleventh day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: eleven pitchers pitching, ten outfielders leaping, nine Tugboat innings, eight fields for dreaming, seven-inning stretching, six quails a-dying … FIVE WCBL CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS … four sabermetrics nerds, three Soroka bullpens, two Tristan Peters Gold Gloves, and a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
On the twelfth day of baseball Christmas, my true love sent to me: twelve Bighorns bashing, eleven pitchers pitching, ten outfielders leaping, nine Tugboat innings, eight fields for dreaming, seven-inning stretching, six quails a-dying … FIVE WCBL CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS … four sabermetrics nerds, three Soroka bullpens, two Tristan Peters Gold Gloves, and a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski.
And a playoff run for Erik Sabrowski!
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